David Lettermans'
* Guest Appearence *
Hug Remarks Top Ten

David welcomes his guests with a hug
and a simultaneous remark in their ear.


You gave us your version of what David Letterman is saying.

The Top Ten welcome remarks of David Letterman to his guests is:

  1. Ignore the person under the desk, she's an intern. [NiteWing]

  2. My jokes sucks,but make sure that you laugh anyway [malvin]

  3. Give me a hint - I've forgotten why you're here ! [Bala]

  4. Your show sucks na na na na na!! [conan obrian]

  5. My show's too low budget for coffee,so you'll have to pretend that your empty cup has coffee in it. [Cyberboog]

  6. Hey Buddy... thanks for getting that white stuff off my jacket for me. [Blah boy]

  7. Run, our musical guest is hanson tonight [Chief Pontiac]

  8. Listen tyson, you want some ketch-up with those ears in your back pocket? [countryratt]

  9. Jesus is it cold in here you could put somebodys eyes out with those. [Blah boy]

  10. TO JACK HANNA: "Your animals better not crap on my head!!!" [TRAVIS BERES]

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